What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:33

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
‘Superman’ Final Trailer Shows David Corenswet “Doing Important Stuff” - The Hollywood Reporter
The Man with the Golden Gun
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper